JINGOIST JUICE

I despise boringly written projects, so, i try my best to spice up mine. we were given a project [we had to work in pairs] for which my partner and me had to write about patriotism. so... we came up with a juice...JINGOIST JUICE... that gives you a zing of patriotism.... here's the idea.

JINGOIST JUICE-
BECAUSE YOUR COUNTRY
NEEDS PATRIOTS LIKE YOU!

Jingoist Juice was made by Aishwarya Gupta and Rheaa Rao in the year 2005. It gives you a positive zing of patriotism. Jingoist juice is made of only the best willpower, determination, strength, sense to identify between what’s right and wrong and of course alertness which you need to be patriotic. Patriotism doesn’t just mean about behaving violently to protect your country but also about analyzing and solving the problems your country is facing.

Contents-

Fats- 0.03 mg
Proteins- 23.45 mg
Carbohydrates- 0.00 mg
Vitamins- 0.3 mg
Will power- 65 mg
Determination- 64 mg
Strength- 25 mg
Alertness- 55 mg
Sense- 50 mg

This bottle contains one litre of the juice.
One sip every week will give you the ability to speak beautifully and meaningfully about patriotism. [ popular during elections]
Two sips every week will give you the abitlity to fight for your country
[ in case of wars]

So hurry! Be the next Bhagat Singh or Jawaharlal Nehru.