i wrote these alliterations in a fit of boredom a few months ago......half of them don't make sense, but could probably extract a guffaw or too......
The agonizing aunt ambled around an American anteater
The breathless Bengali babe buttered buckets and bathed with bread.
The crippled cat caught a curious chauvinist counting the calipigous asses by the cot
The devious drunkard dressed up distressed dog.
The European elephant etched eleven elves this eve
The frumpy falcon finished a full falooda
The grumpy gorilla got his groin grated
The hoaxed hummingbird hummed a hiccup
The ill Indian illicitly ironed an ice-cream
The juvenile joker jolted and jittered
The king sized kangaroo kicked a karela
The luminous leech let a limp layman lie low
The monstrous mangoose molested malicious Mogambo
The naughty nincompoop nets a nitwit
The opera Odyssey is older than Othello
The pompous puffed pancake patted his potent patella
The querulous quarter-foots were quietened with quinine.
The rounded rump gathered a roaring rumpus
The stuttering sailor shot a starry stare at the stumped stewardess
The teetering tiger gave tottering tweet
The ugly underwear undermined the umbrella
The voluminous vicar vied his villainous vices to ‘vanvas’ with vases
The woeful walnut wailed at the wicked welter.
The Xerox x-rayed himself with xenophobia.
The yacht yelped at the yawning yam
The zebra grew Zamias at zenith.